Grrr. I made progress, but it's difficult. No guides online could tell me how to do what I wanted, so I've just been working on the HTML myself. I know basically how it works, but it's still being weird to me.
My background image doesn't want to show up either. So, more changes to come... eventually. If you have any suggestions, I'm taking them. :) Post a comment or send an email, or whatever. :D